It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
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TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
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I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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