The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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