got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Randomize
