belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
someone get that fucking seahorse.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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