He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
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She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
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I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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