My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
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Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
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making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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