Don't you send me to vm
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
