That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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