There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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