Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Panties = found
Randomize
