best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
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So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
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We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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