maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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