Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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