I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
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And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
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Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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