When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
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