Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
He? As in you personified your dick?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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