We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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