Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
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