Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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