I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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