why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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