No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
You've changed since you got that strap on
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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