On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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