is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
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You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
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Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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