sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
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We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
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If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
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