Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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