I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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