I hope mine doesn't look like that
you would pick up someone in the library
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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