Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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