Sponge bath it is.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I can't turn off my feet"
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
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