margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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