if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
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The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
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Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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