i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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