So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
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2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
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Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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