He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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