I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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