you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
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She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
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Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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