Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Randomize
