ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Watching her eat just hurts me
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I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
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Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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