I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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