Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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