I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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