But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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