My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
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They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
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We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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