I am puke
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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