i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
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You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
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Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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