Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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