did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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