I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
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your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
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He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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