awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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