I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
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It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
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He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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