no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
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If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
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I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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