you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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