I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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